Dressing room stalker!

I am a little worried.

Every time I go to try on clothes

some fat chick is in the mirror.

Mind you, I have been looking in my

medicine cabinet mirror and I am sure

that is not ME.

It is not enough she won't leave me alone

to try on the pants I chose, but she antagonizes

me to pursue larger sizes (that cow!).

If she was friendly I would invite her to lunch and share

my fashion tips (especially since she never has on cute underwear).

She is such a bully. I rarely buy what I go in there with, but

I am coursed to black slacks and blah blah blah blouses.

All I can say is LADIES check the dressing room

before you go in... if you see a stranger in her underwear

SCREAM!

I'm just sayin'