Wednesday, March 17, 2010


Why is it that everything delectable is wrapped
in the LOUDEST wrappers ever made..
Really.... how many times have you tried to
open a candy bar and felt like a speaker was announcing
I mean my kids could hear the first tear..
Chips are just as bad..
And of course you want these tasty morsels
during nap times, church sermons
weight watchers meetings, and at midnight
when your husband is sound asleep.
So as I was trying to enjoy (okay sneak)
my Payday last night and I found myself spending
more time trying to figure out how to extrude this
wicked delight without waking the King.
All the while thinking "why don't they wrap the darn thing
in cotton." You know.. a little draw string baggy so moms can
enjoy a treat with out sharing with the little munchkins. Or
when the Pastor is preaching past my hunger threshold, I could
have just enough to hold me till the hallelujah chorus.
I'm just sayin'!

1 comment:

  1. my favorite candy is the loudest...sooo annoying.....maybe thats a hint we don't need it.......naaahhhh :)