GOODY CONSPIRACY

Why is it that everything delectable is wrapped

in the LOUDEST wrappers ever made..

Really.... how many times have you tried to

open a candy bar and felt like a speaker was announcing

"SHE'S GOT CANDY"

I mean my kids could hear the first tear..

Chips are just as bad..

And of course you want these tasty morsels

during nap times, church sermons

weight watchers meetings, and at midnight

when your husband is sound asleep.

So as I was trying to enjoy (okay sneak)

my Payday last night and I found myself spending

more time trying to figure out how to extrude this

wicked delight without waking the King.

All the while thinking "why don't they wrap the darn thing

in cotton." You know.. a little draw string baggy so moms can

enjoy a treat with out sharing with the little munchkins. Or

when the Pastor is preaching past my hunger threshold, I could

have just enough to hold me till the hallelujah chorus.

I'm just sayin'!